FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Montreal, December 14th, The Future.

POLYTRON, world leader in well-wishes, is proud to announce that it wishes you a happy coming new year!

2011 was a difficult year for POLYTRON. Which is why we are discontinuing it, and replacing it with an exciting new model!

Introducing POLYTRON’S YEAR 2012!  Our most exciting year YET!

With brand new features like the impending release of FEZ, and one extra day in February, free of charge! Our gift to you, the fans.

The year 2012 is sure to be everything that 2011 wasn’t!

About POLYTRON:

POLYTRON is a corporation. And corporations are people. That means POLYTRON is people. Woah! New slogan right there! POLYTRON IS PEOPLE.

About The Year 2012:

It’s OURS, bitch.